i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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