Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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