Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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