chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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