i don't like sucking hair
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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