i just wanna soil my oats bro
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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