Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nicole vs. Life
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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