I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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