so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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