i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My balls are so social today.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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