On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
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So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am spending my child support on dildos
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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