What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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