i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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