Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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