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what?
penguin condom
My nipple is on Facebook.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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