her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
jump out the window naked night went bad
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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