Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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