Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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