So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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