david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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