oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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