I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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