We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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