Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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