Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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