Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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