All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
