what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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