butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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