so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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