dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
