I heard we made out
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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