Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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