I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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