with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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