ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
God, I missed his penis.
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