shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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