last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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