What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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