Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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