thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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