Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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