Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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