Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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