I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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