so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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