he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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