I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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