did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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