Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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