farters have to be the big spoon...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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