i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Enjoy the penises
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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