i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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