i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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