His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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