if you like me you must not know who I am
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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